This too shall not pass go and not collect two hundred dollars.
ohmygod excuse me while i hyperventilate
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This is a photo of me.
This photo is not slutty.
This photo is not promiscuous.
This photo is not me asking for it.
This photo is me.
My Newest Cover! Reblog if you'd like! :)
This is the longest I’ve spent on a cover of any song. I hope y’all like it!
I don’t care what any character says, you go fucking watch episode three of series one and episode one of series two. WATCH SHERLOCK WITH WATSON AND MRS. HUDSON. HE FUCKING CARES. HE IS NOT A SOCIOPATH HE JUST TURNS OFF HIS EMOTIONS SO HE DOESN’T HAVE TO HURT AND IN DOING SO HE HURTS OTHERS BUT IF YOU FUCK WITH THE PEOPLE HE LOVES HE’S GOING TO MAKE YOUR LIFE HELL.
I want a Sherlock all to my own.
I was just watching Sherlock, minding my own business, and then
THE THING
Dropped my toaster strudel on the floor, I did.
You wearing any pants?
No.
Okay.
can we just take a moment to imagine little cute six-year-old hermione reading matilda
and peering into this book about a smart, bookish girl who could move things with her mind
and then can you imagine her concentrating very hard on the books on the bookshelf and slowly, slowly, getting them to move
OH MY GOD
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my english teacher in 9th grade used to put prompts up for daily 5 minute writing warmups and one day the prompt was just the word “hippo” and i wrote a page long story in 5 minutes about an underground russian mafia that distributed hippo feces because they discovered that it had euphoric properties similar to marijuana it was like the new opium and rich people paid big money for it but it was illegal in every country and my teacher made me read it out loud to the class
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OMG PLEASE I WILL MARRY YOU IF YOU DO THANKS
DO THIS
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